Fake Crash

Description
Fake Crash is the fake version of Crash Bandicoot. He has never spoken a word in his entire life. Despite this, he has no trouble communicating with others. He is one of the sexiest beings in the multiverse, being waifu material, and has amazingly good dance moves as well. Despite his appearance, he actually has an IQ of 200.

Appearances

 * 22 Short Stories About Unnamed City

Trivia

 * He's that DAMN fourth faker.