Bullying ASSembly RP

Description
The Bullying ASSembly RP was started by the Miiverse user, Κνηģ·Тori in early March 2016. It was the first RP to feature Shaq as an OC, but the second RP to include Shaq in general. This RP was completely bizarre and not even Jojo's bizarre mid-life crisis could explain or compete with the insanity of this RP.

Summary
The RP begins when an announcement over the intercom is heard, telling everyone to report to the auditorium for a "Bullying Assembly." Everyone walks to the assembly in a normal fashion, other than Kermit who crawls in through the window. Kretmi is seen using PK Fire to light his cig, while watching Kermit from above. Shaq strolls into the Assembly and is bullied for wearing a man bikini. Lenny begins pranking the school by rubbing smeegjuice on lockers and such, while Kretmi heads to his secret lair to plan his destruction of the school and Kermit, his nemesis. Lenny keeps pranking everyone, and Dillon joins him. The two become friends and start pranking everyone until Nick finds that his locker was desecrated and immediately assumes that it was Lenny. Dillon proceeds to make fun of spike for being a loser. Spike takes out his anger on Lenny, calling him a "ninken poop" and then pouring milk on him. Nick then brought it from a 2 to a 666 by stabbing Lenny. Lenny defended himself by hitting Nick and Spke with a bat, and then running into the street. Nick, being the nincompingas he is, pulled out a gun, so Lenny opened fire with his mini-gun. Nick then goes to the nurse because "he has a knife in his leg" even though he was shot at, not stabbed. Kretmi uses all the commotion as a distraction to kill Kermit. Dillon shoots a cop and saves Lenny, and Nick goes insane. Kretmi gases the school but luckily, "Max brought his gas mask to school" like an edgelord. Then, to add to the madness, Lenny blows up the school with C4, Spike opens fire on the remains of the school, Kretmi throws a grenade into the crowd of survivors, then John the Dinosaur ate everyone, and finally, Lenny blew up John the Dinosaur from the inside. Lenny brought Dillons body to his house to let him rest in peace, but on the other hand, Kretmi killed Kermit, and put him on a flaming plastic bag floating down the river. And thats all she wrote.

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OCs

 * Tori
 * Nick
 * Chloe
 * Spike
 * Dotface
 * Shaq
 * Zero
 * Lenny
 * Kretmi
 * Dillon